Domestic meme

Vu sur le lj d'etrangere.

Tell me a pairing you know I ship know and I'll tell you...

1. who is the big spoon/little spoon
2. what is their favorite non-sexual activity
3. who uses all the hot water in the morning
4. what they order from take out
5. what is the most trivial thing they fight over
6. who does most of the cleaning
7. who controls what they watch on TV
8. who's the one to always push to go out for a change
9. who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
10. who steals the blankets
11. who leaves their stuff around
12. who remembers to buy the milk
13. who remembers anniversaries

Je ferais peutêtre même des drabbles en guise de réponse si le coeur m'en dit. :D